Spring is fast approaching and the skies are filled with the flutter and flap of plumage. Lately, however, a new creature has been seen walking amongst us. Weaving amongst the slowly strolling undead, and stepping lightly through the traffic of endless minutiae, the Norwegian Bachelor brings a song of home and hearth.
Normally socially averse to interaction, warm weather has him seeking the commonality of community whilst respectfully declining the lures of the mundane. A contradiction of civility and feral tendencies, he is often heard in the wee hours lamenting a past he seldom talks about.
Rumours as to his true nature abound, however the reality of his flight is obvious. The life experience that has enabled him to take wing and thrive makes for a solitary soul, always searching and seldom desiring other than what he already possesses.
The feeding habits of the Norwegian Bachelor are as systematically chaotic as his mating rituals and vary from individual to individual. All that is known for certain is that each encounter is deeply satisfying and leads to commitment avoidance behaviours.
Though once common throughout North America, sightings of the Bachelor are becoming infrequent and some anthropologists fear, the once verdant fields that they call 'habitat' may be insufficient to sustain the current population.
If you meet a Norwegian Bachelor, encourage his idiosyncrasies and remember to account for his nesting instincts. You will not be disappointed.
DaBuoy
